wandering-eyed spouses on the lam

Dorothy Parker

The razor-tongued wag, Dorothy Parker, once asked approximately, "How can you expect others to keep your secrets if you can't even keep them yourself?"

The question lingers in the air like a fart under the sheets when considering the reported hacking of the spouse-cheating Internet site, Ashley Madison.

Imagine: 37 million alleged customers put at risk ... their predilections and suggestive photos and credit cards sucked up by "The Impact Team," whoever they may be.