Thursday, June 19, 2014

the corporate bullshit generator

Passed along in email:

For anyone who feels that their contributions to those endlessly earnest meetings have run out of appropriate steam, here is the life-saver you have been waiting for.

Wow your friends!

Crush your enemies!

Works in any setting where the topic is serious and the people are ... well, you know.

Useful for Tea Party regulars and communist wannabes, atheists and spiritual sales personnel, academics and survivalists!

Get yours today!

Scroll down: You can create your own out of an extensive list of words or you can ask for that a phrase be generated for you.

Is life sweet or what?!

1 comment:

  1. I tried it, entered the word "evolve". It returned "enthusiastically brand top-line supply chains". Clearly bullshit, but also it seems to re-agendize toward corporate goals. And i find that scary as i expect there will be people of clout applying these principles if not using this site.